The Winterose Chronicles, Volume 04: A Helpful Beauty Tip

So I have a monster zit. Zits tend to show up REALLY well on my "Ivory" skin. (My skin is really just flippin' white but "Ivory" makes it sound more elegant.) And It's not even like I can do my hair in a strategic manner to hide it...because it's to the side of my nose/lip area.

It's the sucks.

Yo.

I'd heard from more than one source that Preparation H on your zit will bring down the redness and make your zit less noticeable.

So I put some on my zit of fury.

And what did I get?

NOT a smaller zit.

Redness did not depart from my face of paleosity.

All I got was......

Buttface.

I feel a little like Alexander who only got cereal in his breakfast cereal box....I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day...I could tell because I had Buttface....of fury!

Hopefully you can learn from my experience and you'll never have Buttface yourself.

About Buffy Winterrose:

I am a reasonably wonderful person who enjoys reading, snacking on addictive foods, and the sound of the dishwasher running when I know I wasn't the one to fill it.

I married a guy that likes boobs. I've got 'em. Our love should last forever.

I have a daughter who thinks I'm the best mom ever! (She doesn't get out much.)

I'm a room mom, PTA Queen, and sometimes I even go out and earn money just for kicks...and money.

Fame is all I'm looking for..and jeans that make my bum look super fly.